every time someone on lando’s pr team hears the words “leaked dms”, a fairy dies


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every time someone on lando’s pr team hears the words “leaked dms”, a fairy dies
Guys. I finally watched Our Flag Means Death.
Something I’m looking forward to in the far future:
When Garou finally decides to be an honest hero. And is surprised by how hard it is.
2, 6, 13, 15! \(*u*)/
2- Favorite snippet of dialogue
Hmmm… off the top of my head (that’s a lie, I went looking through stuff), I thought of this one short I wrote that was only dialogue. Like, only. Nothing outside of quotation marks. Characters didn’t even have names. That was alright, bit abstract, didn’t make too much sense, but here’s a bit from that short about two criminals on the run that showcases my love of referential humor:
“Also, have you seen Ocean’s Eleven? They all walk away happy at the end. This was more like Reservoir Dogs; you can be Steve Buscemi, and I’ll be Harvey Keitel.”
“H-Harvey Keitel dies at the end!”
“Yes, he does. That makes it an excellent analogy, what with the hiding and the bleeding….”
“Oh god, oh god….”
“Yeah…. But Keitel doesn’t bleed out; he’s shot by the police.”
“I’m gonna throw up.”
6- Detail you wait for readers to notice
…again, I’ve been at this for a while, got a lotta different stories piled up. When I write, there’s very little planning; I just write as it goes? Some major plot points I (hopefully) have down, but the rest is rather spur of the moment, so in fact there’s a lot of little things that are subconsciously added, and I don’t realize how significant/funny they are until later.
Maybe the most relevant one at the moment is from Animosity Among Men. I was just writing Animosity as I do, but then I backtracked and realized: If I italicize the word ‘god’ every now and then, it makes it subtly punny. Like when Ani first is around and announces, “I feel…. Period! I feel! Thank God for that!” Geddit? Boom. Bonus amusement points. At least for me.
13- Favorite character to write for
The real smart alecks that just talk. They just go on and on, and whether it’s a much-too-in-depth explanation of something or just rambling complete bullshit, I love just writing on and on and seeing what the heck happens. Reigen can absolutely be like that, when he just goes on and on and on, and Ani as well. Absolute favorite miiiiight have to be Handsome Jack, though. Such a fun guy to write.
15- Snippet of WIP
Um. Hm. I did mention Jack. How ‘bout some TftB? Been thinking about replaying Tales again anyway.
Recap of Tales from the Borderlands: Cyborg man unknowingly installs morally-questionable psychopath in his head:
“Look, I’m sorry, bro! That deal Vasquez offered me, I swear I wasn’t going to go through with it! It was just to get him off our backs; I would never betray you, bro!”
Without looking down at the drop below them, his friend adjusted his grip on Loaderbot. “Hey bro, don’t worry,” Rhys assured. “I trust you. It’s all water under the bridge.”
Vaughn beamed. “You mean it, bro?”
“Completely over it, bro.”
“Bro, thanks!”
“No problem at all, bro!”
“What's with all this ‘bro’ shit? This is just getting stupid.”
Rhys jumped, his shout of surprise quickly getting cut off by the sense of falling to his death. He scrambled to regain his balance and grip before glaring to his side. Jack smirked back at him from his spot in between the other two passengers, lying with his hands behind his head.
“Whoa, bro, are you okay?” Vaughn asked, startled and looking around for the source of disturbance.
With an exaggerated groan, Jack snapped, “I swear, if you answer with ‘bro,’ I’m throwing myself off this ship.”
The company man sighed. “It’s fine, Vaughn.”
His friend was confused for only a moment before his eyes widened. “It’s Jack, isn’t it.”
“When isn’t it Jack?”
“Well, what does he want?” he asked quickly with thinly veiled fear.
“I don’t know.” Rhys crossed his arms before turning his attention again to the hologram. “What do you want?”
Jack waved a hand in the air. “Oh, the usual: money, power, women, good looks— Oh, wait, objective already completed.”
“Ha ha. And right now?”
“Hey, maybe right now I want to just relax out here with my current two favorite employees, feeling the breeze and cloud gazing.”
“…Really?” That threw Rhys for a loop. Then again, it’s true he didn’t know what it felt like to be holographic data in the back of someone’s head; maybe it got cramped in there. “Okay then. That’s, uh…surprisingly harmless.”
Jack laughed and sat up. “Ah ha, ah, no, that was a lie. I wanted to ask you somethin’, cupcake, but you’ve gotta hear me out.”
Rhys cocked an eyebrow. He glanced at Vaughn, who mirrored his expression and gave him a shrug, before saying, “Uh, okay? You’re not off to the best start, but I guess there’s nothing better to do here.”
“That’s the spirit! Open mind!” He clapped his hands together. “So remember that time your power-crazy boss tried to murder you and your best friend in a remote desert on a hostile alien planet? And you were saved by some, ah, quick thinking and splendid technical upgrades, free of charge? Hmm?”
“What, you think I owe you for pulling your own weight in keeping us alive?” Rhys scoffed.
Jack's hands flew up. “No one’s saying that; I’m just recapping.”
“It was like fifteen minutes—”
“Anyway, somethin’ happened, and I was able to do a thing, and then you knocked me out and I lost it, but I kinda wanted to see if we could do it again.”
He blinked, giving him a skeptical look. “You mean the arm thing? Nuh-uh pal, you'd better have a damn good argument to get me to willingly agree to letting you control me.”
“Okay, kiddo, I get it: Having your arm move on its own freaked you out a bit. Believe me, it was a surprise for us both. However, I didn’t know how I did it before, so how am I going to know how not to do it in the future? Eh?”
“I don’t think that’s how that normally—”
“It’s like,” Jack interrupted again, “like having the kids drink at home so they know what to do if they’re piss drunk at a frat party. What if that happens again and I accidentally move your arm and you miss your target and bam! You’re dead. Hm? Then we’re both dead, and I wouldn’t be able to live with myself for getting us both killed.
you seem pretty active to me, why is your about 'inactive' ? who are you trying to convince? 😭😭😭
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE INACTIVE BUT DESTINY HAS OTHER PLANS😭😭😭😭
24th of February 2025, SONG OF THE DAY:
In Bits
Released in 2016 on the single 'The Pop Kids'
that moment when you come up with the most hilarious thing to send to your friend abt a thing that happened today bc the tiktok you have attached perfectly encapsulates how you were when it happened and yk theyll find it so funny and then they hit you with the "i dont want to talk abt ___ rn"
like what. no. what happened. bestie no.