was reading a soulmate au hollanov fic where it appears at first that shane has a lily mark for ilya but ilya doesn’t have a soulmark at all. and i cracked myself up midway through thinking what if ilya’s soulmark is on the inside of one of his butt cheeks next to his asshole and the reason no one noticed it all this time is that he hasn’t bottomed before. so i texted my friend this inanity. then i thought maybe only irina knew because no one else changed ilya’s diapers. and then i didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
















