#inators

[randomenglishmajor]

It's interesting to think about how even though Dr. Doofenshmirtz is always thwarted somehow, his inators ALWAYS work. He loudly declares that to Rodney, and then admits that he just has poor planning skills. Like his machine to rotate the earth (to get rid of werewolves' evil so he'll be the most evil) works, but he doesn't realize how the moon is merely lit by the sun, and how he should have rotated the sun instead.

His transporter works. His "return everything to the store" inator works. His "move the earth away from the sun" inator works. They all work, despite how they shouldn't.

He is just also stupid in spite of his technical genius. And has poor planning skills. And often uses his machines for petty things, like getting eggnog in the middle of summer, or for stupid things like having a mid-life crisis.

Imagine how terrifying it would be if he was not only competent, but also smart.

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

Custom lightsaber with a groan tube handle

[audaciiaearchive]

I am a demanding creature. I am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable. / From Thorin

Deathless || Accepting

"And I think you're being rather dramatic."

Bilbo sniffs, a small frown appearing on his face. Thank all the gods that Thorin is alive, wounded, but alive. Gandalf had warned Bilbo to prepare himself, should he not wake up. Thankfully, Bilbo didn't have to grieve, didn't have to mourn the loss of him when he barely even had him to begin with.

They have so much to talk about, to apologize for. He knows he shouldn't have gone behind Thorin's back with the Arkenstone, but what else was he supposed to do? Give it to Thorin and let it drive him to the point of no return? So he sighs, gingerly taking Thorin's hand in his own. He feels like he hasn't slept in days, instead just sitting next to Thorin and hoping for the best.

"...What I told you in Lake-Town still rings true, Thorin. Even after everything." Even after the gold sickness, even after being dangled over the ramparts. He could never stay mad at Thorin, especially after almost losing him. "We can talk about it later, if you want, but you need to rest now, and...I'm not going anywhere until you've recovered."

[chromatophorium]

Doof’s plan is revealed! It’s a great and logical plan! Totally! I don’t get why Perry is so skeptical. Maybe he is just grumpy that he’s out of tea now...

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Sorry for the long break between the uploads of this and the previous page(s). Was busy and in a place without a scanner, but I’m back now and have the next page almost done, so that’s coming out sooner! 

In othe news, the panel at Comicon at home was so good! Perry is getting a song, Candace is awesome and Doof and Isabella get a duet! So excited for the movie! 

[aced-and-confused]

I can't stop thinking about the moon eye pizza pie song but Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is singing it over and over again, each verse about one of his inators

[zairiush]

Is it just me or is this how it feels when arguing with snaters?

Like, you have canonical arguments but they use dumb logic and fanon and refuse listening so they "win"

[kylo-ren-jepsen]

I didn't know Doofenshmirtz created gymnastics equipment too

[audaciiaearchive]

[ hair & lean ]  –  for the sender to brush a strand of hair out of the face, and lean in slowly for a kiss. // For Thorin

The intimacy of hands || Accepting

Bilbo is nervous. Nervous but also...excited.

He had been there when Thorin went through his coronation, of course, but because they weren't married, he wasn't a part of it. It never really occurred to Bilbo that, when they finally did get married after his return, that he'd have to go through his own. Their marriage was a month ago, and thank goodness they at least waited so Bilbo could have time to breathe, but still...

But still, he's just a little hobbit, and if anyone had told him some years ago that he'd be marrying a dwarf king and becoming his consort, he would've laughed! These things are grand events, especially since a dwarf king and consort hadn't been crowned in so, so long. People from all corners of Middle Earth were to attend, and Bilbo feels like he might be sick.

He stares at his reflection in the mirror, thinking he looks so unlike himself. The royal garments were custom made, as even a wealthy hobbit had never owned anything so nice. No expense had been spared for this. He absently tugs at the cape clasped around his neck, and he turns to face Thorin with a shaky laugh.

"I feel ridiculous, Thorin," he says, although it's more from anxiety than anything else. The thought of going out there alone to be crowned with all those eyes on him sends his heart rate skyrocketing, even if Balin went through it with him a million times before now. "Look at me: do I even look worthy of all this?"

He takes another deep breath, then Thorin approaches him, looking at him with such an intense stare that it makes his knees quake (in a good way). A hand comes up, pushing a stray curl out of Bilbo's eyes, and the kiss he receives after is one meant to reassure.

He's not alone. Not really. It'll be over before he knows it.

So he looks back at his reflection, then nods, taking one of Thorin's hands and squeezing it. "I think I'm ready," he murmurs, grinning a little. "Just one more grand adventure, isn't it?"