Zai Prince

Snape forever | I'm friendly, I promise | [she/her] | bi | Slytherin

[ottogatto]

How foolish to think Snape is tall. To think he is short. He's a boring medium height :)

[chaserology-deactivated20260410]

this is maybe the greatest post ever made

[black-ak9]

Very similar faces...

He likes to grab Jonathan by the neck...old habits die hard. We'll work on that...

[borsukuje]

doodle

[black-ak9]

HEY YOU! TAKE A WIP!!

I think I'll finish it 🤔🐛

I've had this saved for a while...why didn't I continue it? Anyway, it's time to dig out the dusty sketches from the attic of my gallery 🌬️

[black-ak9]

Ignoren a José José de fondo

So I was looking at a comic on Pinterest and I said, I'm going to put the grayscale on it like this and I think It looks cool🧐

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[black-ak9]

[alethianightsong]

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

[aetherograph]

Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I'm Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.

[trellanyx]

Alternatively -

Hero: Ha! You have no powers!

Vampire:

[black-ak9]

Daddy's little girl 🎀🌟

[black-ak9]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!🎃✨👻

[shiba-sketch]

I cant draw toads

[sectumsempraxz]

If you can't understand that the only reason Neville was afraid of Snape was a narrative strategy just so Snape could appear dressed in Neville's grandmother's clothes in a comical way, then I can't do anything for you.

[kalkaros-is-the-boss]

Severus’ boggart is actually Neville doing literally anything related to potions.

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[fafodill]

They're twelve.

All the writing credit goes to @maxdibert in this post.

[sevwords]

james potter stans are a bunch of cowards, they need to hide behind james poc's hc to avoid dealing with reality: he was a white, rich, privileged guy who thought he had the right to hex anyone who annoyed him.

[thegirloffandom-deactivated2025]

Despite the color of his skin, he was a good, worthy man who loved his wife and son and died fighting evil. Stop making a monster out of him while justifying another monster.

[sevwords]

omg, so annoying! you completely missed the point of the post. i don't want to argue whether james was a good person or not, i want to criticize the fans who turn him into a poc to justify his bad behavior.

[maxdibert]

Also, since when does loving your wife and kid make you a good person? Does loving your family erase all the awful things you’ve done? Pablo Escobar adored his children—does that mean we should just ignore the fact that he was the head of one of the most ruthless cartels in Colombia?

But okay, maybe I’m going overboard, so let’s use an example from the actual series: the Malfoys loved each other deeply. Narcissa would have done anything for her family—does that make her a good person? The Dursleys absolutely adored each other—should we just ignore everything they did? What kind of nonsense excuse is “he loved his family, so he must be a good person”?

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]