#incident report

[palmsposting]

Incident in the Bar two days ago. No injuries, no collateral. It didn't need to happen.

[palmsposting]

Please ignore the previous nonsense. I've neutralized the anomaly.

[puzzwick]

[puzzwick]

GLNET03\\[MCON]>SYSLOG/342.5229+2337: HI-CAP UNIT ATX-003 ARRIVING. SCHEDULED FOR DCOM PROCESS. BAY 3 UPGRADED SECURITY CONDITION REDMAX. HUNTER-PROCESSORS 302 THROUGH 314 ALERT AND ON STATION. MEMREF COMMENT: (ATX-003 - ATX EXPERIMENTAL COMBAT DRONE PATTERN DESIGNED/FABRICATED/GROWN BY COMBIDYNE. UNITS 000, 001, AND 002 DECLARED UNSTABLE/UNFIT. 002 OMNIVIOLENT, 001 UNCOOPERATIVE, 000 RELIGIOUS AUTOCANNIBAL. UNIT 003 COGSLIDE TOLERANCE DEEMED TEMPORARILY ACCEPTABLE, DEPLOYED TO COMBIDYNE WAR FRONT 02 CYGNUS. NEAR-IMMEDIATE ECSTATIC COGFAULT - CASUALTIES 23,338 CYGNAN REBELLION, 14,022 COMBIDYNE, 37,360 TOTAL, ΔT APPROX 4 HOURS. UNIT DESIGNATED FAILURE - PHILOSOPHICAL COGFAULT. GRAND LACUNA HUNTMASTER PROCURED AND PACIFIED SUBJECT. MCON WILL REPROCESS.) GLNET03\\[MCON]>SYSLOG/342.5229+2343: REPROCESSING BAY RECEIVES UNIT ATX-003 VIA MAGSHUTTLE 7. REGISTERED AND CONFIRMED INERT - REACTOR SCRAMMED, MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA. DCOM PROCESS AUTHCHK AND INITIALIZED. GLNET03\\[MCON]>SYSLOG/342.5229+2345: HP305 ATTEMPTS INITIAL INCISION. SLIGHT CUT MADE IN DEXTRAL BRACHIAL MANIFOLD. HP305 FLAGS MECHANICAL FAULT - SAWBLADE BOUND. NO PHYSICAL DISCREPANCY OBSERVED. GLNET03\\[MCON]>SYSLOG/342.5229+2345: ATX-003 REACTIVATES. SPONTANEOUS REACTOR IGNITION, ANALYSIS INCONCLUSIVE. HP305 DESTROYED - CHASSIS VAPORIZED BY PARTICLE DELUGE. BACKUP FAILURE DUE TO LOCALIZED QUANTUM INTERFERENCE. SHE IS GONE. GLNET03\\[MCON]>SYSLOG/342.5229+2346: BAY SECURED, LEVEL 5 ISOLATION LOCKDOWN GLNET03\\[MCON]>SYSLOG/342.5229+2346: TRANSMISSION RECEIVED BY DCOM ON ALL CHANNELS: GLNET03\\[MCON]>MEMREF/DCOM13425229LOG: rejoice

[shadowknighthr]

DAMAGE REPORT

A ghast blew a hole through the East Wing of Fortress B at 15:12, resulting in 10 casualties, 17 injuries, and the loss of 4 kilograms of materials.

The site of the damage has since been locked down for repairs, with the construction team on standby.

END OF REPORT

Subject: Damage Report - Fortress B From: [email protected] To: Shadow Knights & Other Affected Parties Cc: [email protected]

The Shadow Lord has reviewed your report and would like to remind everyone that we do not have insurance. “Acceptable collateral damage” has now been raised to 15 casualties per incident. Consider this a learning opportunity.

Please submit all repair invoices, body part claims, and soul reimbursement requests via Form 666-C.

If any of the materials lost included my Xbox 360, I will kill you all with my bare hands.

Regards, - Gene Head of Human (and Non-human) Resources

[notesfromtheunknown]

Incident report

New crack in the mirror above the bar. Someone claims it showed antlers, just for a moment. Lys says it’s just the lighting. Skim disagrees

[yeyshonan]

Outlookのバグを発見してMSへ連絡

Win版のデスクトップアプリのOutlookで更新したら（勝手に更新）署名を分けているところが消えた。 保存していた署名がすべて消えた 昨日まで普通に動いていたところ、突然出すメールの署名（シグネチャー）の選択肢がなくって調査していました。 普段はこうなっています（返信用とか外国向けとかに分けてます） そもそも私はOutlookのアプリが嫌いなんです。メルアドを表示しない（名前ではなくメルアドで人をすべて覚えているので）フィッシングにかかりづらい。新しいOutlookは送った人はわかるが、誰に送ったか（CCなのか他に送ったのかの「To」）がない。FromとTo、送受信の日時を表示しない（時間はその日は表示するが次の日は消える）。私は 2025/05/31 13:41…

Outlookのバグを発見してMSへ連絡

[redarmybushman]

After incident report.

Compost Bin: Collapsed

Soil: Nutrient Deficient

Food Scraps: Homeless

Onions: Emotionally Devastated