Opening a discussion for fellow wizards. what would a wizard sell? what wares would a wizard have to share?

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Opening a discussion for fellow wizards. what would a wizard sell? what wares would a wizard have to share?
im transgender i have a penis and vagina i can go into any bathroom i will eat your children i am the president i am your house wife i will poison your dinner i will feed you lasagne it is poisoned. trans rights are human rights i am a human i aM a HUMAN im alive i feel breath under my skin my skin my skin my skin my skin it breathes it is alive i am alive i am transgender
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what would You sell at the wizard markets
Assorted gadgets
Fruits?
Hats and other garments
Funky little guys that move
Books with... information
Cursed copy of majoras mask
Potions (alcohol) ((potions))
Glow in the dark stars
Hand crafted protection spells
Hand crafted EVIL spells
Piece of the earth
Something else (explain in tags)
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my teeth heard theyre getting removed so they're kicking my gums and calling me slurss ommmmgggggg i know my teeth will shift back when they're gone but do not fret i will fight to keep them pleeeeewease dont throw them out pleeeeewasssssseeee
the wizard hat point is like an antenna for the energy to pinpoint like electricity to a kite so you can harness it for ur magic
in my wizard lore my tower is tall amd stretches towards the stars, it sits in the middle of an enchanted dark forest but theres an enchantment that it doesn't render in until you're extremely close to it. i personally pluck the stars from the skies and grind them up to use stardust in all my potions and magic. theres stardust running in my veins and arteries
when i get my hands on a mango ill wait until im alone and ill sit on something outside, pretend im a monkey from when the earth began, i climbed this tree to the highest point and claimed this mango. im going to rip into it with my hands and eat it, thinking about life and death and the ground and the world and the sky
being a wizard and knowing love spells are kinda useless? someone would ask me if i can make a love potion and i think why? its not that we dont have the ability but we simply lack the motivation on why?? some wizards are made of love and thats where their magic comes from but even theyd be like huh? just fall in love the way the universe intended for you