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Me explaining why 2/3/19 is cool:

Mom: “so it’s poisonous sock day?”

Me:”...”

Happy Poisionus Sock Day everyone.

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Rewatching Jessica Jones has made me realize that all us Semantics Kings wouldn’t be much effected by Kilgrave.

“Put a bullet in your head.”

Me: places bullet in mouth.

“Stab that guy”

Me: gently pokes hair

“Have dinner with me”

Me: Makes reservations for nintey years in the future

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I think my favorite game mechanic is Russian Stealth. Or put another way:

“Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice.”

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What band jumps off bridges for fun?

Bungeeovi.

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I teach fourth grade Sunday school and let me tell ya, people talk about children having “The Wiggles” like it’s a severe nervous disorder.

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Mother: -dumps remaining bottle of vanilla into cake mix-

Me: “This is the only acceptable measurement of vanilla.”

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Friend: “Why is that ugly muppet flirting with you like he’s got half a chance?”

Me: “Idk I guess he thinks he’s a regular sock-rat-tease.”

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Slightly random question:

What’s your opinion on a wife taking her husbands last name? Sensical? Nonsensical? Oppressive? Odd? Idc if you’re married or unmarried, cause chances are you’ll run into it eventually.