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Pembrooke: I’ll keep all of my emotions right here [gestures to chest].

Pembrooke: And then one day I’ll die.

Pembrooke: ...Is there a particular reason that the bathtub is on fire?

Lazuli and Scottwick, simultaneously and excitedly: SCIENCE!!!

Pembrooke: Fair enough.

Scottwick: So I’ve found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil.

Koal: And that is?

Scottwick: If they dislike Lazuli, they’re evil.

Koal, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

Tourmaline: What’s the hardest thing to say?

Aicel: I was wrong.

Obsidian: I need help.

Bryonia: I’m sorry.

Celeste: No.

Lachlan: Worcestershire sauce.

Amari: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight.

Lazuli: What?

Amari: I don’t know the rules. Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Lazuli: ...no...

Tourmaline: Why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it’s always you three?

Scottwick: [covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors]

Koal: [sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on his neck]

Lazuli: [with a split lip and a shiner]

Tourmaline: Just sit down, I’m making you breakfast.

Scottwick: Did you lose your job because of Lovey and me ?

Pembrooke: Nah...the manager was a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Scottwick: [softly] I knew it!

Banwon: I asked Amari to share her queen size blanket.

Banwon: To which she replied that she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.

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