May 5, 2021
I’m a simple demon; I have simple desires: the complete annihilation of everyone who’s ever wronged me, and also Koal Clay.
Wrath, probably.
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I’m a simple demon; I have simple desires: the complete annihilation of everyone who’s ever wronged me, and also Koal Clay.
Wrath, probably.
The God’s Hope, Allotail homebrew campaign party, monopoly meme edition:
Left to right: Scottwick, tiefling artificer, reports on the game while completely sloshed (again). Alistair, NPC and eat-or-be-eaten somewhat friendly, beloved mimic is entrusted with being the cardboard box. Lazuli, resident fae wizard sits in jail for the 6th time in the game because a guy just can’t catch a break. Tourmaline, half-elf part-time NPC and full time nanny lies on the board questioning all of his life decisions. Aasimar paladin Banwon made and lost a nasty bet with Pembrooke. It looks like he will be next to carry the stanky ghast head. Pembrooke, halfling sorcerer, politely dominated the game and is now getting showered in rightfullly earned cash. Koal, half-oni half-tiefling monk is covering Pem in her dough while looking (unbeknownst to him) fly as fuck. Human cleric Amari prays to the Goddess of Nice Ass to give her the strength to lose herself in the pain.
Somewhere offscreen, our DM is probably ashamed.
Koal: I have feelings for you.
Lazuli: I have feelings for you.
Narrator: This “feeling” was called friendship. The two had never experienced this before.
Pembrooke: I’ll keep all of my emotions right here [gestures to chest].
Pembrooke: And then one day I’ll die.
Ignis: *pulls out a knife*
The Gods’ Hope: Oh no
Ignis: *uses the knife to open a box*
The Gods’ Hope: Oh okay
Ignis: *pulls a gun out of the box*
The Gods’ Hope: OH NO
Breakfast doodles!
Pembrooke: ...Is there a particular reason that the bathtub is on fire?
Lazuli and Scottwick, simultaneously and excitedly: SCIENCE!!!
Pembrooke: Fair enough.
Pembrooke: What’s up, Tourmaline? Tourmaline, after another day of dealing with the rest of God’s Hope: My blood pressure.