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Taurus: I concede I was wrong about this one.

Libra: Good.

Taurus: However—

Libra: No. No ‘however’. Just be wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

ZODIAC SIGNS AS #GROWINGUP

#Growingupshy: Pisces, Virgo, Cancer

#Growinguploud: Aries, Gemini

#Growinguprebellious: Sagittarius, Aquarius

#Growinguplowkeypetty: Libra, Leo

Honestly, #justgrowingup: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

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Taurus: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

Aries: What are you passionate about?

Taurus: Sleeping.

Pisces: Honestly, I don’t play much of an active role in my life anymore.

Pisces: Things just happen and I’m like, “Oh, is this what we're doing now? Ok.”

Pisces: Hey, Cutie-Pie!

Scorpio: (cringes) Eh, I’m fine with having pet-names and all that stuff, but can we come up with something better than ‘Cutie-Pie’?

Pisces: Hmm… You’re my… Angel… Dust? Nope, sorry, that’s a drug—

Scorpio: Hold on, you might be on to something there.

Aries: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.

Taurus: You should say something else.

Taurus: I can't imagine how this could get any worse

Sagittarius, pulling out a box of matches: I could think of a few ways

Libra: So where would you guys go if you could time travel?

Aquarius: Far in the future, when we have spaceships and stuff!

Cancer: I don’t know, I’d like to see what life was like a few hundred years ago.

Libra: Aries, what about you?

Aries: I want to punch a t-rex.

#incorrect astrology