#incorrect avatrice

[pattdork]

Ava, leaning on the counter: Hello beautiful. Come here often?

Beatrice: Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years, or do I play along?

Ava: Play along!

Beatrice: Okay. Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.

[bisexy-legend]

Camila: *walking around in rage talking loudly to herself while cursing in spanish and taking down every training dummy in sight*

Mother Superion: What happened to Camila?

Yasmine: I just told her I saw Ava and Beatrice kissing.

Mother Superion: *stares at Camila* Well, I'm gonna talk to her, she should know that in the OCS we do not judge love, in fact, we believe that love is...

Yasmine: Oh, no, no, she's not homophobic, she's just upset she wasn't there.

Camila: I CALLED IT FROM DAY ONE! I HAD TO WITNESS THESE FOOLS BEING USELESS IN LOVE FOR EACH OTHER FOR MONTHS! MONTHS! AND YASMINE IS THE ONE THERE FOR THEIR FIRST KISS? NO ES JUSTO! MIERDA! *takes down training dummy with one punch then makes the sign of the cross*

[westenraskiss-writes]

Ava: Bea, I think I caught a bug, and it's messing with my respiratory system.

Beatrice: Is the Halo malfunctioning? I'm calling the OCS and Dr. Salvius—

Ava: It's the love bug! I caught the love bug, okay? Beatrice, put the phone down, it was a joke! Beatrice, I'm trying to romance you here—

[yukiooi]

Ava: What if–

Lilth, Camila, and Mary at the same time: NO.

Ava: But I didn't even say–

Beatrice: Ava, please. No.

Ava, pouting: Bea...🥺

Beatrice: Well, uh...

Lilth, Camila, and Mary: Beatrice! NO.

[westenraskiss]

Beatrice: I don’t mind clingy

Ava: Great, because I’ve found ways to bind our souls together for eternity!

[mxmeiyun]

*after Beatrice gets over her emotional and sexual repression* Ava: What are you in the mood for? Beatrice: World domination. Ava: That's a bit ambitious. Beatrice: You are my world. Ava: Aww... Beatrice: Ava: Beatrice: Ava: OH.

[rcarx]

[theshortangrylesbian]

Mother Superion: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think. 

Ava: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen. 

Mother Superion: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese? 

Beatrice: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese