#incorrect b99 quotes

[fivedrinksamy]

How Hayden visiting Shane in the hospital went:

Hayden: you could've died, man!

Shane (high on pain meds): I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

[noine-noine]

Amy: I think I'm in love with Jake. Any thoughts? Rosa: And prayers. You're going to need them.

[demiboydemon]

Thank you to @imagine-a-name-here for DMing me this text post! 💙

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Jake: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Amy: ...you are a hazard to society

Rosa: and a coward. do twenty

[thisismypage28]

Jake: Can you keep a secret?

Rosa: Do you know anything about my life?

Jake: No, I don't. Good point.

[dontbelasagne]

"i have tickets to a tedtalk on power poses and getting what you want by using your body"

[feal-the-grinch]

Incorrect B99 quote #14 (aka the chaotic squad)

Amy: Can I be frank with you guys? Jake: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Charles: Can I still be Charles? Rosa: Shh, let Frank speak.

[lockedup-mayribbon]

(Terry Jeffords voice) Hale, I love you. Elizabeth, you are perfect. John, go to therapy.