#incorrect ba test kitchen

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Claire: when i said “bring me back something from the beach” i meant like a seashell

Brad: (struggling to hold a seagull) well you didn’t fucking say that

[cocomoraine]

Brad: *looking at the wall clock* Wait for it. 9:31 am. Chris Morocco is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let's do this. Who's got theories?

Alex: Alarm didn't go off.

Brad: All three alarms, all with battery backup, come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Sohla: Oh. He was taken in his sleep!

Brad: That's what I'm talking about! Super dark, Sohla, but way more plausible than Delany's idiotic alarm clock theory.

Andy: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck.

Molly: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's interesting.

Claire: It's 9 am. Why is no one working?

Brad: Chris Morocco is a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why.

Claire: I would like to play. I'd say he's in line at the bank. *beat* This is fun.

Brad: Well you're all wrong.

*Chris arrives, brisk walking*

Brad: There he is. Chris, where have you been, we've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?!

Chris: I'm just seventy seconds late, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it.

Claire: Chris you will tell us, and you will tell us now.

*silence*

Chris: There's a problem at the bank.

Claire: HOT DAMN!

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Brad: jails no fun, I’ll tell you that

Claire: you’ve been to jail?

Brad: once, in monopoly

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Claire: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Chris: You're a hazard to society.

Brad: And a coward. Do twenty.

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brad: wow claire, this is the best thing i’ve seen all week

claire: it’s tuesday, but thanks

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*after the april fools episode*

brad: i’m surprised she hasn’t marched in to say “i told you so”

chris: she wouldn’t do that

claire: *coming up behind them* you’re right, i’d never do that

her sweater, as she turns around: claire told you so

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Claire: do you guys blow on your food when it’s too hot or do you just hafshafsas until you can chew it?

Christina: oh hasafashas for sure I’m not a coward

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gaby: is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

sohla: disgruntled, malcontented, miserable-

claire: smad