#correct quote

[rebekadjarin]

Obi-Wan: They should have checked in hours ago. It appears your captain follows orders as well as you do.

Anakin: Perhaps Cody is boring Rex with standard procedures and protocol.

Meanwhile:

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lucy: *crying about the Skull probably being destroyed in the explosion*

Holly, whilst comforting her: I’m sorry about what happened, but where did you get that eyeliner? It’s not smudging or anything

Lucy, sniffing: It’s sharpie

[enbyandyy]

Daniel Howell what the FUCK does that mean. actually, I don't want the answer to that

correct quote from today's podcast btw. Daniel Howell 2026 I am a bottom.

[emolionsrawr]

buck: tommy i need you to take my phone, laptop and ipad away from me until i wake up from my nap

tommy: okay baby, research binge again?

buck: OCTOPUS HAVE SKULLS TOMMY! THEY HAVE SKULLS!

tommy:... yeah give me your stuff and go take a nap

buck: thank you! love you!

[realbuffyquotes]

Spike: You know, contrary to one's self-involved worldview, your house happens to be directly between parts and- and other parts of this town.

[alt-gc]

Cassidy: evil…

Cassidy: EVIL!

Cassidy: DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH WERE HURTING?

Cassidy: DO YOU THINK WE WANT TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE?

Cassidy: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT EVIL. EVIL IS KILLING CHILDREN FOR AN IMPOSSIBLE GOAL, EVIL IS MURDERING SOMONE WHO LOOKED UP TO YOY HUST BECAUSE SHE WAS IN THE YOUR PROXIMITY, EVIL IS RUINING FAMILIES, EVIL IS RUINING MY LITTLE BROTHERS LIFE, EVIL IS DOING ALL OF THIS JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED IMMORTALITY.

Cassidy: so no, we aren’t the ones who are evil here. It is, was, and always will be YOU.

[inadvertently-biblical]

Rival bosses engage in puppy play to establish dominance in the workplace. Employees left disturbed.

[named-after-a-planet]

“Thank you for saving me. And for being so beautiful.”

“What?”

“Brave. Ha! Thank you for being so brave. Not beautiful. I don’t—know why I said that. I think some of the toxins must be getting into my head, making me say craaayzy things. I don’t—think you’re beautiful. Not that you’re ugly, you’re not ugly, but…if you held a sword to my head and said, ‘am I attractive or ugly? Pick one’ obviously. I would have to say attractive because objectively that’s—just a fact. It’s not like you’re so attractive I can’t stop looking at you, and am I talking a lot? It feels like I’m talking a lot.”

“You are.”

“Right.”

—The Two Princes, s1e2