Kitchen Shenanigans

Main: @cantaloupeappreciation I would die for Clairefromthebonappetittestkitchen

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

hey y’all...i’m probably gonna stop posting on here cause i don’t really have a lotta motivation to. i didn’t post THAT much before but now it’s official ig. might post again at some point but now i don’t have to feel responsible for it

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

Claire: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Chris: You're a hazard to society.

Brad: And a coward. Do twenty.

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

Carla: You're smiling. Did something good happen?

Brad: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Andy: Delaney tripped and fell earlier today.

[bunappletea]

Sign the Petition

Fire Adam Rapoport and Diversify Bon Appetit

if you love sohla and priya and gaby and all of the other poc on bon appetit

sign this petition asking for bon appetit / conde nast to PAY THEM and remove adam rapoport

[outofcontextbonappetit]

I know I’ve been rather inactive, which is honestly mostly to do with personal reasons (more responsibilities to my family with covid, starting to take classes again, spending time protesting and volunteering, etc) and I was just about to hop back in

But I’ve decided that I will officially not be producing content until the situation is rectified

Instead I’ll use my platform to spread awareness, since this is one of the bigger Bon Appétit blogs on this website, and I feel that will be more useful than outright deleting my blog

Until Rapoport resigns and until the bipoc members of the test kitchen receive fair compensation for their hard work I can’t rightly continue to promote their content

I hope all of you are well otherwise

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

I love the BA test kitchen, as i’m sure y’all know given i’m running an account about it, but no way am I gonna keep posting or keep supporting it if it’s a place where racism and unequal pay is an issue. I’ll be boycotting their youtube channel and content until adam rapaport is held responsible for his actions and BIPOC employees are treated with the respect they deserve. I urge every fan on here to do the same.

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

brad: teens are very much into the following: thirsting after me on tumblr

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

brad: wow claire, this is the best thing i’ve seen all week

claire: it’s tuesday, but thanks

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

Claire: well, I’m going through a bit of a rough patch

Claire: rough week

Claire: rough month

Claire: rough year, actually

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

this bitch suddenly got a lotta notes i’m kinda worried about y’all

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

*after the april fools episode*

brad: i’m surprised she hasn’t marched in to say “i told you so”

chris: she wouldn’t do that

claire: *coming up behind them* you’re right, i’d never do that

her sweater, as she turns around: claire told you so

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

Brooklyn nine-nine "wife or dog" with a follow up from s7 where it's revealed that Kelly is both his wife and dog. Honestly you can do any of the Brooklyn nine-nine cold open's Also side note can you put sources in the tags? If you know where the incorrect quote originated?

oh yes, i’ll start doing that— usually i try to find sources but most of the time i’ll get them from other incorrect quote posts i’ve seen that aren’t sourced. (and honestly sometimes i forget). as for brooklyn 99 yes! i love the show and will totally be using some scenes

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

haha nice

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

Brad: look I'm not gonna name names but SOMEONE fucked up the dehydrator again Kevin: (sneaks into secret room and picks up red phone) yes hello US Marshals, do you have any spots free in Witness Protection

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

sohla: just tried watermelon on pizza. honestly? it was pretty good.

chris: that’s her, officer. that’s her right there, take the shot before she gets away.

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

Claire: when i said “bring me back something from the beach” i meant like a seashell

Brad: (struggling to hold a seagull) well you didn’t fucking say that

[incorrectbatestkitchen]

gaby: is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

sohla: disgruntled, malcontented, miserable-

claire: smad

[unionjackpillow]

Can I please get Cards Against Humanity: The BA Test Kitchen edition?