Discover Top Posts Tagged with #incorrect bq

Fergie: What does BDSM mean?

Theo: bonda—

Ari: BIBLICAL DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEANING

Fergie: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Theo: Okay, but in my defense, Kallista bet me 10 gold that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Fergie: That’s not what I wanted to—you drank shampoo?!

Fergie: Look, you didn’t ask me for my opinion, but I’m the oldest, so I’m giving it anyway.

Demyan: You wanna come chill and watch a movie?

Vedas: I've seen all the movies

Demyan:

Demyan: All the movies ever made?

Vedas: yeah

[simultaneously]

Theo: I have to pee

Vedas: I need a drink

Theo:

Vedas:

Theo: ...looks like we both have something to gain here

[on a date with Theo]

Waiter: Soup or salad?

Mini, loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear: WHAT'S A SUPER SALAD?

Fergie: how do you always know when I'm sad?

The rest of the band: well, you were dressed in sad colors

The rest of the band: and you were listening to sad songs

The rest of the band: and you taped a note to yourself saying, "I'm sad, ask me why"

Ari: you lied??

Kallista: I may have

Ari: you may have, or you did?

Kallista:

Kallista: I may have did

#incorrect bq