#incorrect breznick

[beanzykin]

Morgan: I think we should kiss.

Claire: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

[urmominbike]

Claire: You’re gay.

Morgan: Me? No, no I’m not gay.

Claire: You’re not? But you just kissed me.

Morga: Okay, I’m gay.

[beanzykin]

Morgan: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Claire: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

[beanzykin]

Audrey: Morgan, I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Morgan: hey, Alex

Alex, blushing: yeah?

Morgan: could you move I'm trying to get to Claire.

[beanzykin]

Claire: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Morgan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Claire: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Alex: Actually I did the math, Morgan would have $225, not $0.15.

Morgan: Fam I’m right here....

Lea: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Claire: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Lea: Sorry I only have a dollar

Claire: :(

Alex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Morgan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Lea: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Alex: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Neil: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Alex: Apply juice to what

Audrey: Directly to the forehead

Morgan: Great chat everyone

[beanzykin]

Alex: Have you seen Claire?

Morgan: I'm not seeing Claire.

Alex:

Morgan: ...

[beanzykin]

Claire: Hey, could you give me a ride?

Morgan, closing her car door: Sorry, I don't have a car.

[beanzykin]

Alex: Morgan drunk bakes.

Claire:

Morgan: You say that like it's a BAD thing.

Morgan: It's not!

Claire: ?

Morgan: Like, one time when my ex broke up with me, I couldn't stop drinking all night-

Morgan: then I wake up, with a fuckin' cheesecake in front of me.

Morgan: It's the best shit ever!