Claire: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Morgan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Claire: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Alex: Actually I did the math, Morgan would have $225, not $0.15.
Morgan: Fam I’m right here....
Lea: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Claire: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Lea: Sorry I only have a dollar
Claire: :(
Alex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Morgan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Lea: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Alex: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Neil: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Alex: Apply juice to what
Audrey: Directly to the forehead
Morgan: Great chat everyone
