#incorrect chat noir

[ramen8008]

Chat: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Chat: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Chat: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

[jubileesstuff]

*In an Interview*

Reporter: I see you are both without father

Ladybug: I'm not

Chat Noir:

Ladybug: I love my Dad

Pause

Ladybug: my Dad is awesome

[inc0rrect-miraculous]

Chat Noir: Do you love me, m’lady?

Ladybug:

Ladybug: Normally I’d say yes, but I don’t like where this is going.

[lithiumseven]

Chat Noir: *effortlessly takes down a dangerous villain with suave gymnastics and quick wit, coming out of the fight with a perfectly executed triple backflip and sticking the landing*

Also Chat Noir: *immediately wigs out and starts hissing and spitting at the bird he landed next to cause it spooked him*

[ramen8008]

Chat: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

[inc0rrect-miraculous]

Ladybug: Stop acting so nervous!

Chat Noir: I’m definitely not acting.