#incorrect mlb quotes

[helenadreams]

will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid

[sleepyking]

Akuma Class as things my friends have said PART FIVE (I THINK)

Adrien: I think one mistake my parents made was gaslight gatekeep girlbossing ice cream from me

Marinette: MAN I’m annoying sometimes

Juleka: my mom has to break the law faster or else she’ll be late

Nathaniel: my apple was pencil dead-

Marinette: I’m not PROcrastinating, I’m PREcrastinating!!

Alix: I mean, the air IS tasty in here-

Alya: Spiderman’s been putting the e in dad for a long time

Adrien: it’s kind of a red flag when my friend starts dying

Marinette: I feel like my brain is having a heart attack

Bonus!Anarka: we can excuse homicide in this house, but we draw the line at slavery

Brought to you by:

Bubble as Adrien and Marinette

Lion as Juleka, Nathaniel, and Adrien

Dusk as Alix and Anarka

Oz as Alya

And Chip as Marinette

[jennrypan]

Felix, reading: Huh, theres also narcissistic numbers..

Adrien: Whats your height?

Nino: Whoa-

Felix, baffled: ..What the hell-?

Adrien: Sorry! Sorry..I just..I don't know where that came from.

Nino, laughs: Dude!

[miraclechatbug]

*season 5*

Adrien, *walking in cheerfully*: So what’s for dinner, Dad?

Gabriel, *staring at the pancakes that are as black as his cataclysmed arm*: Regret

[lovesquarebebonkers]

*during a fight*

Ladybug: Don't look at me like that!

Chat Noir: Like what?

Ladybug: Like I'm your everything!

Chat Noir: But.... I don't know how else to look at you.

[ramen8008]

Chat: Hey Rena, do you dare me to-

Rena: Nope

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Chat: Viperion, do you dare-

Viperion: I really don't

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Chat: hey M'lady, do you dare-

Ladybug: Absolutely tf no.

Chat: but whyyyy

Ladybug: [sighs] what is it ?

Chat: do you dare me to catapult myself off the Eiffel tower and see how far I can land?

Ladybug: .... [Looks around]

Ladybug: the others are gone right?

Chat: hm hm

Ladybug: and no one will know that I was a part of this and that I allowed this behavior

Chat: yup

Ladybug: because we don't want them to see me as someone who goofs around, right?

Chat: [nods] absolutely, we don't

Ladybug: ....

Ladybug: let's compare whether you can catapult further or can I throw you further!

Chat: HELL YEAH!

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Kagami: do you know your gay name?

Marinette: my...my gay name?

Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-

Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-

Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name

Marinette: oh-oh my god-

[litcrazh]

the realization🔥🗣️