#incorrect cold war

[ghostscymdumpster]

Adler: *fist bumps Bell*

Bell: Ow, that hurt

Lazar: Oh, did he fist you too hard?

Adler:...

Bell:...

Rest of the safe house: *laughing their asses off*

[bumblingbee1]

Woods: Tell me I’m pretty.

Mason: You’re pre-

Hudson: You’re pretty fucking annoying. That’s what you are.

[cptfever183]

Just Woods

[demonofthechili]

Bell: I'm sorry I put tomatoes on your sandwiches..

Adler: wow, are you calling me fat?

Bell: what?

Adler: I like tomatoes on my sandwiches.

Bell: oh... I'm sorry that I forgot that I should've kept them on anyways.

[bumblingbee1]

Bell: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire.

The rest of the safehouse crew: STOP!

[sunfishsiestalah]

Bell: Marx, give me patience.

Perseus: I think you meant “give me strength”.

Bell: If Marx gave me strength, you’d all be dead.

[welldonekhushi]

Adler: You are mocking me, aren't you?

Bell: Oh, no no no no..

ADLER, LOOK THERE'S PERSEUS!

Adler, turns around: WHERE?

Bell, chokes on laughing:

Adler, just sees how Bell continues to laugh:

[welldonekhushi]

Hudson: Am I a baby or a big baby?

Woods: More like a bitch to me.