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Sentry: Hey Cryptor, what do you want for Christmas?

Cryptor: Revenge.

Sentry: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Cryptor: Knives.

Sentry: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Cryptor: A new teapot.

Zane: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Cryptor, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

Cryptor: Does anyone have any questions?

Zane: Yes. Is this legal?

Cryptor: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

Zane: Is this really the hill you want to die on?

Cryptor: Oh no, I just love arguing. I fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. Sorry for the confusion.

[Police sirens in the distance, getting closer]

Zane, who's never done anything wrong in his life: They’re after me.

Cryptor, who the police are actually after: You better start running then.

Sentry: Cryptor?

Cryptor: Huh?

Sentry: Do you need a hug?

Cryptor: Haven’t I been through enough?

Cryptor, to Zane: Hm, I guess we’re not so different, you and I.

Cryptor: You have your law-abiding mentality, and me, I have all these knives.

Cryptor: I suppose we both have responsibilities when you look at it that way.

Cryptor: Some people are like slinkies- they’re completely useless, but when you push them down the stairs they never fail to make you smile.

Zane, backing away from the stairs: You know what, I think I’ll take the elevator-

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