#incorrect ninjago sentry

[fanfalc-616]

Sentry: Hey Cryptor, what do you want for Christmas?

Cryptor: Revenge.

Sentry: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Cryptor: Knives.

Sentry: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Cryptor: A new teapot.

[fanfalc-616]

Sentry: Cryptor?

Cryptor: Huh?

Sentry: Do you need a hug?

Cryptor: Haven’t I been through enough?

[fanfalc-616]

Sentry: Wh- why is there a dead body on the floor?!

Cryptor: Heh, hey, how’d that get here?

Sentry: Cryptor. What did you do?

Cryptor: ... well. I brought him inside.

Sentry: And?

Cryptor: And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Sentry: Cryptor! That kills people!

Cryptor: Well how was I supposed to know that?

[fanfalc-616]

Sentry: I’m having a problem with this person-

Cryptor: Kill them.

Sentry: No.

Cryptor: Then I’ll kill them for you!

Sentry: NO-

[fanfalc-616]

Sentry: Cry, I’ve been thinking.

Cryptor: And?

Sentry: Since you have no last name, I’ve decided that you’ll have mine.

Cryptor:

Cryptor: Why would Cyrus adopt me?

Sentry: [internal screaming]

[fanfalc-616]

Sentry: Yesterday I overheard 223 saying "Are you sure this a good idea?" and Mindroid replying "Trust me." and I have never moved from one room to another so fast.

[fanfalc-616]

Zane: Why is Cryptor in timeout?

Sentry: Perhaps you should ask Cryptor.

Zane: Okay. Cryptor, why are you in timeout?

Cryptor: Saying curse words.

Sentry: YOU STABBED SOMEONE TO DEATH. AFTER HE SURRENDERED.

Cryptor: Okay, for lots of reasons.

[fanfalc-616]

Sentry: Cursing is a sign of bad verbal skills.

420: You are an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous motherfucker.