#incorrect daevabad

[cr0aking-t0adie]

Nahri: *yelling rapid-fire Divasti and gesturing wildly* Ali: I know, I know Dara: you speak Divasti? Ali: no, I just know the phrase “Ali this is all your fault” in every language Nahri speaks

[daevabadtales]

Ali: God, give me patience...

Musa: I think you mean, "give me strength?"

Ali: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[jaffa54]

Jamshid: This is a bad idea

Ali and Nahri: Then why are you coming along?

Jamshid: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

[monstercollection]

Nahri *finds out about Jamshid and Muntadhir*

Jamshid: You thought I was straight?

Nahri: No! I just thought you had better taste!

[cr0aking-t0adie]

Muntadhir: you’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for u :) Jamshid: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule Muntadhir: absolutely not :)

[cr0aking-t0adie]

Dara: what’s up?? I’m back.. Nahri: I literally saw you die. You died. You are dead. Dara: death is a social construct

[cr0aking-t0adie]

Nahri: name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self-isolate. I’ll wait Ali: you and me :) Nahri, tearing up: alright

[cr0aking-t0adie]

Dara: *beats the shit out of Ali while trying to convince Nahri to run away with him* Nahri: do you take constructive criticism? Dara: absolutely fucking not