#incorrect danplan

[u-n-o-f-f-i-c-i-a-l]

Hosuh, clapping: I'm stressed and confused and I want a cookie!

[veryincorrectfandoms]

Hosuh, holding Stephen: Stephen, youre losing a lot of blood.. Quickly, whats your blood type?

Stephen: Someone who i can spend quality time with, can hide a body well-

Hosuh: What? No- YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!

Stephen, looking down: Uh. Red.

[kira-bells]

Did a incorrect quote from @danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2 :D

(Hopefully got it right...)

[artmortem]

Stephen: don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves

Daniel: don’t you mean tricks?

Stephen pulling out three knives from his sleeve: no, no I do not.

Hosuh: Stephen no!

[bluecoffeemugs]

daniel: you know, when life gives you lemons-

stephen: -throw them at someone and knock them out!

hosuh: no stephen, you make lemonade!

stephen: oh right! so you can poison it and give it to someone, you’re a genious.

daniel: i’m sure that’s not what hosuh meant.

stephen: then what was it? uhhh drown them in lemonade?

[veryincorrectfandoms]

Stephen: Is four a lot?

Dan: Dollars, no. Bodies, yes.

Stephen: ah, well-

[u-n-o-f-f-i-c-i-a-l]

Stephen: I’m dead inside.

Hosuh: Same though. 

Daniel, seriously concerned: Are you guys okay?

Hosuh and Stephen, simultaneously: haha no.