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Kayl form Dogmastier

[kaylmasterz]

Hosuh: I make my best friend Stephen a sandwich everyday for work. Once, I joking kissed it to show him that I made it “with love”. But then, for some reason it stuck, and that just became the habit. Make a sandwich, give it a little smooch, put it in the baggie. Except for when I’m mad at him. Then the sandwich isn’t made with love. It gets no kiss. Yeah, enjoy that sandwich, jerkface, I hope it tastes like despair.