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Dazai: Heh, Chuuya sneezes like a girl.

Chuuya: How about I pound you like a boy?

Dazai, blushing furiously: ….

Chuuya: That didn’t come out right.

Chuuya: FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes.

*quickly grabs Dazai’s hand.*

Chuuya: Hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us falls, both of us eat shit.

*After a fight*

Dazai: ........ - / ...--.-...-.-

[translation: I'M SORRY]

Chuuya: What's that?

Dazai: Remorse code.

Chuuya, eye twitching: I'm even angrier now.

Dazai, laughing nervously: Top 30 reasons why Dazai is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Chuuya, fuming in anger: Top 30 real-time deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Dazai: I won't hate anyone without a good reason.

*A moment later*

[Dazai looking at Chuuya]

Dazai: He's probably naked under his clothes.

Dazai, all flustered: What a whore.

Dazai, sighing: I never know what to say at funerals…

Chuuya: Just say “Sorry for your loss” then move on

[later at a funeral]

Dazai: Sorry for your loss. Move on.

Chuuya: *facepalming*

*Everyone else at the funeral shocked*

*Dazai and Chuuya arguing*

Dazai, yelling: What would you do if I got kidnapped?

Chuuya, calmly: Nothing. I’d wait about 30 minutes until they voluntarily drop you back where they found you.

Chuuya, trying to comfort a crying baby: What is your fucking problem?

Dazai: Why don’t you try singing to it chu.

Chuuya: What iiisss your fuuuucking problem…

#incorrect double black