Vlad: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* Vlad: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Vlad: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* Vlad: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Vlad: Alcohol is always a solution.
Vlad: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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Part 1 Vlad's Twitter saga
[Image ID: Twitter post chain, starting with VladMasters, reads: "Bold of you to assume you could win. And yet, we remain undefeated! Stew in your losses, as we lie in our victory!"
Reply from JazzFenton: "@ Spaaaaaaaaaace this is concerning. Translation?"
Reply from Spaaaaaaaaaacr: "Packers won, Cowboys lost, he doesn't realize this isn't the group chat."
Reply from VladMasters: "$20 they beat the Titans too. Wait, what do you mean this isn't the group chat?" It has been shared over 400 times./ end Image ID]
Dear Diary,
The Packers lost today. I'll blame it on Jack. If they would let me BUY THEM I would be able to ensure the Jets lost.
Perhaps the City of Green Bay will now reconsider.
Asks and submissions are open! My main blog is @inthememetime, which is where you can find my general stuff and fanfics.
Ask me anything, and I'll answer as Vlad! This is also an rp blog. No pompus pep, sorry.