#incorrect edeleth

[edie-of-the-empire]

Byleth: If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Edelgard: ...

Edelgard: I am limiting your free-time with Dorothea from here on out.

Dorothea, yelling from afar: Don’t let her fool you, honey! Keep it up. You are doing great!

[edie-of-the-empire]

Dorothea: Hey Hubie... Edie was late for our morning sword wielding lecture...

Hubert: And?

Dorothea: ...so was our professor.

Hubert: ...

Hubert: I see.

[edie-of-the-empire]

Dorothea: Both you and the professor look like shit today. What, did you stay up all night doin’ the dirty?

Edelgard: No, Dorothea. I must insist you put an end to your derogatory assumptions. For the last time, there is nothing illicit going on between the professor and I!

Byleth, approaching: Oh good, El. I found you! You forgot your tights in my room this morning.

Edelgard: ...

Dorothea: Un-fucking-believable.

[edie-of-the-empire]

Dorothea: You mean to tell me, you didn't know that Edie has the hots for our new professor?

Ferdinand: What? Is it obvious or something?

Edelgard, running by: Professor, are we still sparing after class? Oh, I picked you up your favorite snack from the dining hall! Here, let me help you with those papers.

Ferdinand: ...

Ferdinand: Oh...

Dorothea: Yeah. Oh fucking-right, oh.

[edie-of-the-empire]

Byleth: We need more cats.

Edelgard: -and I need a wife who pays more attention to me than she does the family pet.

Byleth: Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t listening... Oh! El! Come see how cute mittens looks curled up in his chair!

[edie-of-the-empire]

Edelgard: Byleth...I’m afraid there’s only one way this can end...

Byleth: ...with us in your room and me going down on you?

Edelgard, already disrobing: Astute as always, my teacher.

Byleth, confused but disrobing anyway: El, we’re married...

[edie-of-the-empire]

Dorothea: Alright, all bets are in! Who chose, 'after the professor's inevitable disappearance and resurrection'?

Hubert: That would be me. Now, everyone hand it over.

Edelgard: I cannot believe you all placed wagers on whether or not Byleth and I would sleep together! As my former-classmates, I find this behavior appalling.

Dorothea: No, not if... When...

Edelgard: Wait! Byleth, what the hell are you doing?

Byleth, handing money to Hubert: Sothis made me do it...

[edie-of-the-empire]

Byleth: Do you know why I called you into my office today?

Edelgard: You were hoping to get me alone, and then take me against your desk?

Also Edelgard: Is this about the class I missed?

Byleth: No. This was my attempt to get you all to myself, so I could throw you down and have my way with you.

Also Byleth: Yes. Here are the notes.