#incorrect fire emblem

[tepeshoftellius]

Soan: Top reasons to get married?

Altina: Firmly saying, "that's my husband!" and knocking someone out in one punch.

Altina: And love, I guess.

[geasthewritingrat]

Hubert: (affectionate) 

Ferdinand: uwu

Hubert: (derogatory)

[maroonghost]

Hubert: There is a war between sucking and fucking.

Ferdinand: And brother I’m in the trenches.

Edelgard: And girl, I’m playing both sides.

Shez: And brother I’m a war profiteer.

Hubert: You people cannot be trusted in the war room.

[the-herdier]

Linhardt: "Truth or dare?"

Hubert: "Truth."

Linhardt: "How many hours have you slept this week?"

Hubert: "... Dare."

Linhardt: "Go to sleep."

Hubert: "I don't like this game."

[blaiddydbrokeit]

The real reason the Tragedy of Duscur happened.

[askhubertvonvestra]

Hubert: I could have anyone here, except Hubert: I'm extraordinarily socially inept

[femblem-emblem-throuses-houses]

Lambert: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Rodrigue: You are my reward!

[20 years later...]

Dimitri: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Felix: Honestly. You're a pain.

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Byleth: Writing tip! Blood is more dense than water and will sink!

M! Robin: How do you know that?

Byleth:

M! Robin: How do you know that Byleth?