#incorrect empires

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False: What's up?

Pixlriffs: Katherine is dating a convict.

False: What's she in for?

Pixlriffs: Homicide and magic-relared crimes.

False: Sounds like a nice girl.

[omvimo]

Pirate Joe: “So I was feeling left out in my friend group, turns out the other two are dating and didn’t even tell me”

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Katherine: Any questions?

Shelby: Yes. Did you miss me? Quick follow up: did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if I was looking at it too? 

Katherine: ...Yes.

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Scott & Shelby: We went to pride today.

Pixlriffs, without looking up: Fork found in kitchen.

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Gem: Is this blasphemy? It feels like maybe it is.

Sausage, pulling out a phone, tapping away at it: No, God says it’s fine.

Gem: I’m sorry, you text with God!?

Sausage, showing his chat with Bdubs: Pretty much.

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Shelby: Want to help me with my wedding?

Katherine: You're getting married?

Shelby: Yeah.

Katherine: Okay, well, what do you want me to do?

Shelby, going down on one knee: Be my wife.

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Sausage: What do you look for in a woman?

Scott: I look away.

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Shelby: I’d like to finish off by saying that I think ALL marriage is a sham!

Shelby: Apart from my own marriage to my charming wife, Katherine, right over there.

Katherine: [proudly points to herself]