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Rayner : Why are Peter and Jonah sitting back to back?

Simon : They had a fight.

Rayner : Why are they holding hands then?

Simon : Peter gets sad when they fight.

Mike : I'm pretty sure I'm hallucinating, because I just heard your biceps mocking me.

Jared : No, it's possible. My biceps mock a lot of people.

The Eye : We need to kill this guy, but we have to make it seem like an accident.

Elias : Say no more.

(later)

Basira : Seems like the killer beat that man to death with a metal pipe, then placed a banana peel at his feet.

Mike : If I had a dime for every time I was killed, I would have two dimes.

Mike : Granted, that isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Jon : Big deal, Jesus, so your father sent you down here to suffer and die?

Jon : That's what all the rest of us are doing too.

Michael : My worst nightmare? If I woke up as a Pop-Tart.

Gerry : You would eat yourself.

Michael : Of course. I wouldn't even question it.

Peter : I'm so disappointed in you.

Martin : Your approval means nothing to me.

Elias : I've been keeping an Eye on Jon.

Peter : You mean stalking him.

Elias : The laws concerning stalking are so vague. I like to think of myself more like a guardian angel.

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