What do you mean they never said th

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Jon : Big deal, Jesus, so your father sent you down here to suffer and die?

Jon : That's what all the rest of us are doing too.

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Agnes Montague : Arson is sexy but ONLY when girls do it.

Jude Perry : Ladies can do a little arson. As a treat.

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Simon Fairchild : The real secret to immortality? Not dying.

Simon : You wanna be immortal? OK. Easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Simon : "But how?", you may ask. Easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say No Thanks.

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Dean, @ Dodge : What if I died and cam back to life would that be fucked up or would I still be hot?

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Leo : I'm really glad I'm popular because if I do not get attention 23/7 I will die.

Gabriel : What's the 24th hour for then?

Leo : Also attention, but not mandatory. Kind of a chill attention zone for me.

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Daisy : Waking up at 6am made me realise that 6am isn't a place. It's an emotion.

Basira : 6am isn't a place at all.

Daisy : Yeah, that's because it's an emotion.

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Jonah : Is the legalisation of gay marriage not enough? What more do you want?

Melanie : We need blood.

Jonah : You are not helping.

Melanie, banging fists on desk : We need blood ! We need blood ! We need blood !

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Dodge : Do you think there's a God?

Coda : Well, *somebody*'s out to get me.

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Shira, at court : Yes, judge, I do have something to say.

Shira : If you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent person.

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Jonah : All in all, a 100% successful mission.

Annabelle : We lost Peter.

Jonah : All in all, a 100% successful mission.

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Peter : I'm so disappointed in you.

Martin : Your approval means nothing to me.

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Dodge : I'm going on a date with Dean, how do I look?

Coda : With your eyes.

Dodge : Listen, I don't have time for your bullshit-

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Mike : If I had a dime for every time I was killed, I would have two dimes.

Mike : Granted, that isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Michael : Buy my silence. Permanently. For 8000£ a month, I will stop.

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Leo : *kisses Emma's forehead*

Gabriel : Why do you never kiss my forehead?

Rayner : Because I don't fucking like you.

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The Eye : We need to kill this guy, but we have to make it seem like an accident.

Elias : Say no more.

(later)

Basira : Seems like the killer beat that man to death with a metal pipe, then placed a banana peel at his feet.

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Rayner : Why are Peter and Jonah sitting back to back?

Simon : They had a fight.

Rayner : Why are they holding hands then?

Simon : Peter gets sad when they fight.