#incorrect fallout tv

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Incorrect Fallout #4

The Ghoul: Are you talking back to me, you little shit?

Lucy: Yes, that’s how a conversation works.

alt version:

[when Norm and The Ghoul eventually meet]

The Ghoul: Are you talking back to me, you little shit?

Norm (deadpan): Yes, that’s how a conversation works.

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Incorrect Fallout #12

Norm: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Lucy: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the Overseer.

Norm, hanging it on the wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

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Incorrect Fallout #2

Norm: I don’t have time for this.

Chet: For what?

Norm: *gestures vaguely at everything*

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Incorrect Fallout #17

The Ghoul: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Lucy: All the time.

The Ghoul: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Incorrect Fallout #7

Lucy: Look guys, I need help.

Chet: Love help?

Hank: Financial help?

Betty: Emotional help?

Norm: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Norm*

Norm: ¯\_(-_-)_/¯

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Incorrect Fallout #16

(shortly after Cooper's divorce)

Janey: Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Cooper: The monsters don’t live under our beds, they live inside of us.

Janey:

Cooper: Goodnight.

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Incorrect Fallout #9

Lucy: We all have our demons.

Lucy, pointing at The Ghoul: This one’s mine.

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Incorrect Fallout #15

Lucy: Name a way to be nice to others.

The Ghoul & Maximus: Don’t kill them.

Lucy: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

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