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Butch: Ah! Cut my finger.
Lone Wanderer: Oh, let me kiss it better for you.
Butch: Does that actually work?
Lone Wanderer: [channeling their ‘child of two brainiac scientists’ energy] Yeah, actually, it’s a pretty powerful placebo! My dad did it for me all the time when I was little.
*later*
Butch: Charon, I need you to hit me in the mouth.
Charon: [already winding up a punch] Fucking finally!
Six, staring off into the distance: Boil up some Nuka-Cola. It’s gonna be a long night. Arcade, sitting next to the campfire: You know, you could've said literally anything else. Just saying Six: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Nuka Quantum to fuel my trouble. Arcade: ...I think I'm done challenging you when you say stupid things. It's not like I'm gonna win.
Curie: We have no idea how many stars there are!
Deacon: I think there are 7.
Piper: There are more than 7.
Deacon: Curie just said we have no idea how many stars there are.
Curie: Well… I…
Piper: We know there are more than 7.
Deacon: Are you calling Curie a liar? Because now I’m even more convinced it’s 7.
Arcade: Courier, if you die again would you like to be buried or cremated? Like, if you’re shot in the head again, what do I do?
Courier: Go after the person who shot me and make them pay for what they did to me. Avenge me, Arcade.
Incorrect Fallout #4
The Ghoul: Are you talking back to me, you little shit?
Lucy: Yes, that’s how a conversation works.
alt version:
[when Norm and The Ghoul eventually meet]
The Ghoul: Are you talking back to me, you little shit?
Norm (deadpan): Yes, that’s how a conversation works.
(Source: @incorrect-quote-templates)
An old doodle I dusted off :0 Actually have several Lilo & Stitch incorrect quotes that will maybe someday get finished. xD Anyway, Nate’s definitely not the only one who brings weird pets back to the Castle. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
Incorrect Fallout
Teen!synth Shaun : *Walks into the living room with a flare gun*
Teen!Duncan : *Asleep*
Shaun : *Shoots the flare gun at the ceiling*
Duncan : *falling off the couch* thIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
