#incorrect ff16

[ffxiii-et-al]

[Conversation while Clive, Jill, and Joshua ride chocobos together]

Jill: Do you think that we ought to think of a name for each of Ambrosia's companions?

Clive: Perhaps we should.

Joshua: I already know what mine is called.

Jill: You've got a name for her already, Joshua?

Joshua: I do.

Clive: And?

Joshua: Her name is ‘Kweh’.

Clive: [with distain] You've named your Chocobo “Kweh”?

Joshua: [Looking proud and mischievous] I certainly did not. I asked her what her name was and that was her reply.

Jill: [charmed laughter] You're adorable, Joshua.

Clive: [Long suffering sigh™]

[ffxiii-et-al]

Joshua: [bursts into Dion's tent, pointing at Terence] I've heard that you're quite the opponent, Sir Terence!

Terence: [looking confused at Dion] who the hell is this guy anyway?

Joshua: My name is Joshua Rosfield! And I am Dion's first evil ex-boyfriend!

Terence: You're what?

Joshua: Dion's first evil ex-boyfriend! Prepare to battle!

[Terence's eyes whip to Dion]

Dion:.... Anyone need a drink or....?

Terence: [looking back to Joshua] We're fighting because of Dion?

Joshua: [completely deflates] Didn't you get my Stolas explaining the situation?

Terence: I may have um...skimmed it.

Joshua: YOU WILL PAY for this insolence!

Dion: Joshua, what is going on with your outfit? Are you a pirate?

Terence: [looks at Joshua's outfit] Are you a pirate?

Joshua: [defensive] Pirates are in this year!

Terence: [glancing at Dion] You really went out with this guy?

Dion: Yeah, we were 9, we fought a bunch of constructs in a fallen ruin. Joshua was the only other dominant my age in the entire kingdom, probably the whole of the Twins! So we joined forces and took them all out. We were one hell of a team. We held hands once, then we left the Remembrance ceremony and a year later our soldiers murdered him and his family. WHICH! I did not know about at the time! So...it seemed like a bit of a done deal after that.

Joshua: [pointing at Dion] We technically never broke up, so....

Doin: Joshua, you DIED! Can we focus?! What the hell are you doing here?

Jote: [from the back] It's a bit from a play that he likes. Your grace, maybe you should just tell him why we're really here?

Joshua: Yes, I suppose so, Jote. Hi Terence, lovely to meet you, my sincere apologies, I didn't mean to frighten you, I'm sure you're lovely. Dion, I don't know how to put this lightly, so I'll just say it: God is trying to kidnap my brother, is there any chance that you can help me out?