Henry: *about to walk in*
Alex: You can't come in here! *flounders* Nora's naked!
Nora: What??
Alex: I couldn't say I was naked, he's allowed to see me naked!
Nora: why does anyone have to be naked???

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Henry: *about to walk in*
Alex: You can't come in here! *flounders* Nora's naked!
Nora: What??
Alex: I couldn't say I was naked, he's allowed to see me naked!
Nora: why does anyone have to be naked???
Alex: Hey, Hen, I just noticed that your freckles disappeared.
Henry: Oh, yeah, this happens every year. They fade in the wintertime.
Alex: Oh, ok.
*resumes lovingly staring at each other*
Alex, later: *punching the snow* Give. Him. Back. His. Freckles. You. Stupid. Bitc—
henry, watching the news: why would anyone want to fight a squid?
alex, covered in ink: well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Henry: HELP! I told Alex I'd make dinner and I can't cook!
Bea, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to me?
Alex: I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" too often. If you call everybody a butthead, then it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Queen Mary is being a real dick.