#incorrect firstprince

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Henry: *about to walk in*

Alex: You can't come in here! *flounders* Nora's naked!

Nora: What??

Alex: I couldn't say I was naked, he's allowed to see me naked!

Nora: why does anyone have to be naked???

[i-thought-it-was-butter]

Alex: Hey, Hen, I just noticed that your freckles disappeared.

Henry: Oh, yeah, this happens every year. They fade in the wintertime.

Alex: Oh, ok.

*resumes lovingly staring at each other*

Alex, later: *punching the snow* Give. Him. Back. His. Freckles. You. Stupid. Bitc—

[sunsetsrs]

henry, watching the news: why would anyone want to fight a squid?

alex, covered in ink: well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Henry: HELP! I told Alex I'd make dinner and I can't cook!

Bea, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to me?

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Alex: I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" too often. If you call everybody a butthead, then it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Queen Mary is being a real dick.