Zahra: You better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency *much later* Alex: Zahra: Alex: ... what do you mean you didn't mean literally
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Zahra: You better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency *much later* Alex: Zahra: Alex: ... what do you mean you didn't mean literally
Henry: *about to walk in*
Alex: You can't come in here! *flounders* Nora's naked!
Nora: What??
Alex: I couldn't say I was naked, he's allowed to see me naked!
Nora: why does anyone have to be naked???
Omg!!!!!!!!!!!! I've just found on Pinterest and I can't stop laughing at it.
The funniest thing is this would absolutely happen (although I would swap the coffee with tea)
alex: I don't give a fuck about henry
also alex after seeing henry's face once:
Browsing Pinterest and I keep reading incorrect rwrb quotes and all I want to do now is reread the damn book!
Actually Henry and Alex from RWRB
Henry: [sleeping peacefully at 2 AM] Alex, finally getting a score over 100,000 in Tetris: HALLELUJAH I'M FREE FROM THE SHACKLES
Henry: *going through his spam mail* Alex: I wouldn't click on sussy baka links Henry: what on earth do any of those words mean Alex: Henry: Alex: the Royal Family must be the BIGGEST rock you could've ever had the pleasure of living under