Nov 18, 2020
ricky: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room
garrett: i am not kissing any of you
[andrew walks in]
garrett: well, rules are rules!
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ricky: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room
garrett: i am not kissing any of you
[andrew walks in]
garrett: well, rules are rules!
Andrew: Why did you take your antibiotics at 6am instead of 9am like the doctor instructed you to?
Garrett: I wanted to surprise the bacteria
andrew: do you even lift bro?
garrett: do i even lift-? yeah bro i lift. i lift your fucking spirits up. how have you been? everything okay? i miss you. let’s grab lunch sometime.
andrew: they say everyone has a gay cousin but I don’t have a gay cousin
andrew: ...
andrew: wait-
garrett: i have an excellent gaydar, i can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance
ricky: andrew has been in love with you for years
garrett: he what?
garrett: look, this is a democracy not a dictatorship
andrew: there’s two of us. how the fuck is a dictatorship going to work?
garrett: w-we decide together!
andrew: jellyfish have survived for 600,000 year without a brain
andrew: a ray of hope for garrett
andrew: crushes are the worst
garrett: yeah. whenever i’m near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid
andrew: you’re always acting stupid
garrett: yeah, don't think about that too hard