wdym this isn’t canon?

“garrett! you have to put something down!” incorrect gandrew quotes ask and send anything!

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ricky: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room

garrett: i am not kissing any of you

[andrew walks in]

garrett: well, rules are rules!

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andrew: they say everyone has a gay cousin but I don’t have a gay cousin

andrew: ...

andrew: wait-

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garrett: look, this is a democracy not a dictatorship

andrew: there’s two of us. how the fuck is a dictatorship going to work?

garrett: w-we decide together!

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andrew: do you even lift bro?

garrett: do i even lift-? yeah bro i lift. i lift your fucking spirits up. how have you been? everything okay? i miss you. let’s grab lunch sometime.

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andrew: i am completely self-motivated. if i want to do something, i’ll do it. nobody can force me to start or stop

garrett: there are two ways to get me motivated: food and spite. i’ve gotten this far on those two things.

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andrew: thoughts on being gay?

garrett: recommended

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garrett: wanna find out your gay name?

andrew: gay name?

garrett: yeah. take your name...

andrew: ...yes

garrett: and add my last name!

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andrew: can we talk, one 10 to the other?

garrett: i’m an 11 but go on

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garrett: i want to cuddle with you 23/7

andrew: why not 24/7?

garrett: snack breaks

[incorrectsweetboys]

garrett: *falls*

garrett: guess i have to add gravity to my list of enemies now

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garrett: i have an excellent gaydar, i can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance

ricky: andrew has been in love with you for years

garrett: he what?

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andrew: crushes are the worst

garrett: yeah. whenever i’m near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid

andrew: you’re always acting stupid

garrett: yeah, don't think about that too hard

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andrew: jellyfish have survived for 600,000 year without a brain

andrew: a ray of hope for garrett

[trigger-incoming-deactivated201]

This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

[bunnyewest]

I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful. I really could have hurt myself seriously if I hadn’t seen a tumblr post about the site… Phone calls and I don’t do so well together

[phdna]

This is very important, especially the way the world is being recently, so I’m reblogging it

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garrett: *sitting on his desk* i have work to do

andrew: *koala hugging garrett* aw, i hope you can get it done quickly, i miss you

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andrew: *walks in the kitchen*

garrett: *has gloves and goggles and is making what appears to be a sandwich*

andrew: alright, we're gonna skip the "what" and go straight to "why?"

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andrew: i’m such a hopeless bromantic

garrett: what?

andrew: like, high five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets