Simon *walks into the kitchen*: Bitch whats for dinner?
Y/N *softly*: Grilled chesse?
Simon: If you ever let me talk to you like that you better smack the shit out of me. If I ever talk to you like that, do you understand?
Y/N: Yeah?
Simon: Yeah
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Simon *walks into the kitchen*: Bitch whats for dinner?
Y/N *softly*: Grilled chesse?
Simon: If you ever let me talk to you like that you better smack the shit out of me. If I ever talk to you like that, do you understand?
Y/N: Yeah?
Simon: Yeah
Phantom, watching Dew with Cirrus: i dont understand..
Phantom: Dew's always so mean to me
Phantom: how does she get him so sweet?
Rain: she pegs him
Swiss: she pegs him
Mountain: she pegs him
Dew, eavesdropping: she pegs me
*Ghost and Y/n walking together on the street, holding hands*
Y/n : LOOK THAT'S YOU ! *points to a black cat sitting on an elevated surface, staring at people suspiciously*
Ghost : *sighs* you're impossible.
dew: rain and i are so in love, we even share a toothbrush
rain: we WHAT?
Dewdrop, and Swiss about to stuff Phantom into a trash can: Aether standing behind them, arms crossed, dad stance and voice activiated: absolutely not.
Y/N: He said he likes to play catch so I asked him if he wants to catch these hands. He said yes, so I fucking hit him. What is the problem???
Ghost: You hit a general of the United States Army in front of the United States President and the Queen of England. How do you not see the problem?
Y/N: Is it because I assaulted him in front of two world leaders?
Ghost: YES IT’S BECAUSE—
- Dewdrop is totally angry and freaking out -
Phantom, trying to calm him down: hey, look at me! calm down! All this anger... that's not you...
Dewdrop, hissing at him: Fuck you, you stupid crackhead!
Rain pushing Phantom to the side, grabbing Dewdrop's hair and pulling him towards him: Either you calm down or there will be no salami sticks today!
Swiss, watching them from a safe distance: I never expected, when Rain was summoned, that this shy and frightened water ghoul would be the only one who could calm Dew down during a fit of rage.
Aether, nodding: Yes, i actually thought the first time we sent him over to calm Dew, we basically just sacrifice him.
Dew: Aether, do you want something? Aether: Hmm... I want a banana.
Dew: What do you want? Aether: I want a banana.
Dew: Hey, what- Aether: Banana, please.
Dew: Hey- Aether: Banana. Dew: Dew: Sometimes I get confused. Am I a banana tree?