#incorrect gmw

[lucasmatthews]

RILEY MATTHEWS, HUMAN DISASTER:

inspired by @incorrectgmw’s post

[incorrectrilaya]

Riley: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.

Maya: Waste of a good hatchet.

[onlytbrcve]

Maya: Lucas, have I ever said something nice to you?

Lucas: no

Maya: Riley is perfect

Riley: own... thank you, sweetie

[thekarleffect]

Cory: [grabs a stick and hits a student] BAD HORMONE-RIDDEN ADOLESCENT! BAD, BAD, BAD!

[thingsthatdontfitmyotherblogs]

Shawn, talking to the clique six and unable to think of any topics besides poetry and Trauma: so the other day I found some unopened Kraft™️ singles in the dumpster, so that was pretty cool

[alynelsonsold]

[Zay and Lucas looking at Lucas and Maya’s wedding album]

Lucas: I remember, during the service she was crying so hard, she couldn’t even say the words “I do”. Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?

Zay: That was you, Lucas. And no, I have not.

[plutomeetsgenius]

Lucas: Where is Maya?

Farkle: Doing stuff...

Lucas: And Riley?

Farkle: Trying to stop Maya from doing the stuff.

Lucas: Zay?

Farkle: He's trying to stop Riley from stopping Maya from doing the stuff.

Lucas: Oh boy... and what are you doing here then?

Farkle: I'm supposed to stop you from trying to stop Zay from trying to stop Riley from stopping Maya from doing the stuff.

[incorrectrilaya]

Riley: You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.

Maya: If?

Maya: Riley, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent fifteen minutes chasing a cartoon fox.

Maya: Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.