you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured
my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if itâs a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby itâs a baby. if sheâs 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite itâs a parasite. if sheâs 39 weeks and calls it a fetus itâs a fetus. âwhy are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryoâ because that was her baby. âhow can you get an abortion at three monthsâ because that wasnât a baby. hope that helps.
stop calling natasha lyonne straight she is a merry prankster
Saw this on Reddit: ORIGINAL POST
Hey so listen. Iâve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT
it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNYâŠ.if Roach has been the same horse for likeâŠ..fifty yearsâŠ..and Geralt doesnât notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, heâs found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geraltâs ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay.Â
Jaskier: So I didnât want to bring this up at first, because I didnât want you to think I wasnât cool with your magic horseâ
Geralt: My What.Â
Jaskier: âlike how did you tame it? Did you raise it from an egg or something? It seems like most magic horses eat peopleâor, sorry, do you taste bad as a Witcher? Roach has never tried to take a nibble out of meâ
Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.
Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:
Jaskier: What Do You Mean
Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geraltâs multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geraltâs multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like âbitch, I wonât bring it up if you donâtâ and thatâs the end of it.
You have to stop writing âthe fic nobody asked forâ in your fanfiction description.
I asked for it. I prayed for it. And you gave it to me. So thank you.
*says âIâm so fucking sick of this pandemic shitâ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*
This tweet totally describes me
we should kill whoever made those filters that slim your face make your eyes bigger make your nose smaller make your skin evener i think we should kill and destroy all photo applications
Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when youâre unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they wonât abandon their boxes.
hey if u canât drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.
itâs only âeasyâ bc weâve normalized it.
it would be great for neurotypicals to reblog this
this is a serious point and makes me feel a lot better about my refusal to get a driverâs license and yes neurotypicals please reblog this but iâm also thinking about that one gif of george washington barrelling towards you in a truck
Do they make a Hallmark card for the 3 yr anniversary of this?
Iâm in no way contradicting the point here but I do feel compelled to say: so far as I know, Romance doesnât require adult material to be called Romance. @thebibliosphere can confirm or deny if she has the spoons
Sex scenes that are depicted on the page are not a requirement of the genre. Common and often expected but not a requirement.
you MONETISE miette?? you make her pay to view posts like the youtube premium??? oh jail! jail for staff for One Thousand Years!!!
pure of heart. dumb of ass. bi of sexual insp.