#incorrect gri

[leeseunghyunz]

Jiyong: Oh come on, I wasn’t that drunk.

Seungri: Yes, you were!

Jiyong: No, I WASN--

Seungri: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you told me I was "important."

Jiyong: [starts crying] That's because you are!

Seungri: [sighs]

[leeseunghyunz]

Seungri: Hyung, do you have the time?

Jiyong: For you Seungri? Seungri, are you joking? Are you yanking my chain? Are you joshin me, Seungri. I would always make time for you. My time is precious, but you are more so.

Seungri: ...

Jiyong: [wiping a tear] Seungri, you... are a shining pearl in the a sea of mediocrity. I would do anything for you.

Seungri: Uh, I just wanted to know what time it was...

[leeseunghyunz]

Youngbae: What's the height of stupidity?

Jiyong: Huh, I don't know.

Jiyong: [remembers he's mad at Seungri for hanging out with Seunghyun]

Jiyong: Seungri, how tall are you?

Youngbae: [chuckles]

Seungri:[glares at Jiyong]

[leeseunghyunz]

Jiyong: Ah, what a beautiful day in Seoul today.

Youngbae: ...

Jiyong: Isn't it a beautiful day? I think it is.

Youngbae: Seungri sent you a good morning text, didn't he?

Jiyong: [smiling] With a heart emoji.

[leeseunghyunz]

Seugri: Jiyong, why do you always have to be so overly dramatic?

Jiyong: [holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in red velvet, draping across a piano] I have no idea what you’re talking about.

[leeseunghyunz]

Seungri: [drags people every chance he gets]

Seungri: [fears nothing and no one]

Seungri: [embarrasses the hyungs on the daily]

Seungri: [dislikes people on sight]

Seungri: [always gets in trouble]

Seungri: [allergic to fully telling the truth]

Jiyong: Shit... I need me a freak like that.

[leeseunghyunz]

Jiyong: Do you have a name?

Seungri: You know my na--

Jiyong: Or should I just call you 'mine'?

Seungri: ...

[leeseunghyunz]

Seungri: How long does your ideal hug last?

Jiyong: Hmm, 33 to 66 minutes.

Seungri: That’s highly impractical.

Jiyong: You said ideal, not practical!