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[imbicuriousyeah]

Seunghyun: fame is a double-edged sword

Ji: isn't that a good thing? I mean, you get twice as much sword. who would want a single-edged sword?

[imbicuriousyeah]

Ji: he died of natural causes

Daesung: you pushed him off a roof?!

Ji: gravity is natural

[imbicuriousyeah]

Seunghyun, drunk: I think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking wine. what an appropriate costume

[imbicuriousyeah]

Jiyong: there’s a special place in Hell. it’s really hip. very exclusive

[imbicuriousyeah]

Jiyong: forever wishing I was an 18th century vampire drinking blood out of a wine glass and gracefully playing the piano in my New England mansion while my husband bitches about the importance of human life in the love seat across from me

[imbicuriousyeah]

Jiyong: *pulls out a knife*

Seunghyun: oh no

Jiyong: *opens a cardboard box with it*

Seunghyun: oh ok

Jiyong: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Seunghyun: … oh no

[imbicuriousyeah]

Jiyong: every major city has banned me from using their public transit system except Melbourne, Australia. I have no idea what their breaking point is, but mark my words, I will fucking find it

[imbicuriousyeah]

Jiyong, mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)