Mar 13
trevor: happy mother's day
patricia: i'm not a mother
trevor: i can change that
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trevor: happy mother's day
patricia: i'm not a mother
trevor: i can change that
I can’t believe he said this!!!!!!
"im done with crystals and manifesting i need a gun" - Trevor Philips (Probably)
incorrect gta v quotes
michael: how did you find me?
trevor: it was easy really. i just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal, and followed that.
Amanda: Where you going?
Michael: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.
My Weird Dreams #4 "Man Time Travels into the future to spoil the plots of GTA 6, TES6 and Destiny 3 in the present
The other night I had a dream where I opened up my phone and saw a PC Gamer article where a Reddit User named u/BigDick03 was apparently tired of Rockstar, Bethesda and Bungie's silence on their next games. So to spite them, he invented a time machine to travel to the future to snag a copy of these games, bring them to the present and spoil their stories. He was quoted as saying "Y'all didn't announce anything, so I'll announce everything you didn't want said". He travelled to the year 2025 to get GTA 6. 2032 to get TES6 and 2010 to get Destiny 3.
So we now learned that GTA 6 was set after the events of GTA V and involved Micheal, Trevor and Franklin going on a road trip to Seattle to steal/leak Bill Gates' taxes. The final choice of the game would be deciding what would be the most humiliating way for Gates' taxes to be leaked: Google Drive or Microsoft Onedrive.
Apparently, this story was quite controversial in the GTA community, with many calling it terrible and a sign of how far Rockstar has fallen with cries to change the story before it releases. The 2 chief complaints where how out of character the characters were as Franklin was shown to be bored and Trevor good at maths.
For TES6, the main story was that a meteor was to hit Tamriel and the player character had to unite the various leaders so they could build a catapult to launch the main character onto the meteor so he could resolve the issue. In the final quest of the game, you land on the meteor and ask him to not crash into Tamriel. There are 2 endings. The good ending only triggers if you have done all the side quests and the meteor then crashes into Oklahoma instead, thus saving Tamriel. Then credits roll (I don't remember what happens to the main character here). The bad ending is if you haven't done every side quest, your character somehow returns back to Tamriel and tells everyone the plan was a bust since he hadn't done all the side quests then credits roll. You don't even see the meteor crash, just Instantly roll credits after your character saying the plan was a bust because "I haven't done every side quest".
Apparently The TES community were much more positive towards this story. The only prevalent criticism was from one guy on r/teslore who says "It would be more lore accurate if there was a 3rd option where your character fuses with the meteor and then they crash into Utah".
For Destiny 3, it was really straightforward. The big twist is that Oryx was pregnant. Apparently Destiny fans rejoiced at this with many having predicted it.
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We need a hipster pride month so that Trevor can come out of the closet and confess his inner hipsterness.