#incorrect hamilsquad

[itsloudandnoisyuptown]

Lafayette: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Burr: You’re a hazard to society.

Laurens: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

[nadothamstuff]

Alexander to literally anyone: Fight Me!!!

John: Touch him, and I'll make sure you never walk straight again

Lafayette: Touch either of them, and I'll make sure you never walk again

Hercules: Look at any of them, and your dead

[bitchy-marvel-dude]

[Alexander, John and Hercules sitting on a bench]

Lafayette: Why do you guys look so sad?

Hercules: Sit down and we'll tell you.

Lafayette, sitting down: Well?

Alexander: This bench is freshly painted.

Lafayette:

[jefferoni-quotes]

[The Hamilsquad group chat]

Hercules: My stomach growled super loud in French today holy fuck.

Hercules: I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled during French Class, I apologize.

John: Bonjour

Alexander: Le growl~

Lafayette: Feed me la baguette

[itsloudandnoisyuptown]

Hamilton: How's the sexiest person here?

Eliza: I don't know, how are you?

Hamilton, flustered: I-

Lafayette, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

[itsloudandnoisyuptown]

Eliza: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Alexander: Okay, but in my defense, John bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Eliza: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[itsloudandnoisyuptown]

Burr: Wake me up…

Laurens: Before you go go!

Washington: When September ends…

Hamilton: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

[itsloudandnoisyuptown]

Alexander: John Adams doesn’t have a real job anyway

John Adams: *becomes the second president of the United States*

Alexander: