#incorrect hamliza

[jefferoni-quotes]

Eliza: Is something burning?

Alexander: [Leaning against the counter seductively] Only my passion and desire for you babe~

Eliza:

Eliza: Alex, the toaster is on fucking fire

[itsloudandnoisyuptown]

Lafayette: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Burr: You’re a hazard to society.

Laurens: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

[live-lams-laugh]

Eliza: The fact that you're alive is a miracle

Eliza:

Eliza: Okay but seriously how are you still alive right now

Eliza: like, h o w

[jefferoni-quotes]

Alexander: Do you want some tea?

Eliza: What are the options?

Alexander: Yes or no

[jefferoni-quotes]

Eliza: I want a baby

Alexander: Oh

Alexander: Just to hang out with?

[jefferoni-quotes]

[On the phone]

Eliza: How’s babysitting going, Alex?

Alexander: I FUCKING LOST IT

Eliza: Philip driving you crazy already?

Alexander: NO I LOST THE FUCKING BABY

[jefferoni-quotes]

Alexander, handing Eliza love letters: Here!

Eliza: Oh- that’s so swee-

Alexander: It’s not a letter, it’s a whole fucking book.

[jefferoni-quotes]

Eliza: I am at a loss for words!

Alexander [narrating]: Despite being at a loss for words, Eliza proceeded to yell at me for 25 minutes.