[The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting. Confucius walks in and sits on JFK’s lap]
The Squad: ...
Harriet: Why are you sitting there?
Confucius: There’s no free seats!
Harriet: But we made sure there was enough room for-
JFK, hugs Confucius tightly: There are no!!! Free seats!!! For!!! My!!! BEST!!! FRIEND!!!












