Joan: Today I learned that Yankee Doodle was written by the British to mock Americans. 'Doodle' is thought to come from the German 'Dödel', meaning 'fool' or 'simpleton', and 'Macaroni', meant a flamboyantly stylish type of dress. This painted the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one's cap made them a 'dandy'.
Frida: So, you're telling me that 'stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni' would be like saying 'wrote a G on his belt and called it Gucci'?
Cleo: That's... a pretty good comparison, actually.
Joan: Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.
Confucius and JFK, immediately, to the tune of Yankee Doodle, Fortnite dancing: US moron came to town / Hunting for some coochie / wrote a G up on his belt / And this bitch called it Gucci.